I went back on the sites again trolling for some good news rather than bad. I have to say, I ain't that impressed with what is out there. Women do blog about it or chat about it in the chat rooms, but don't offer the detail I am looking for. That's why I am arming my man-friend with a camera and he will be taking a few shots tomorrow (nothing gross, I promise you... I mean, I do realize this is the world wide web. I do not want to wake up one morning rich and famous and see pictures of my cervix plastered in the paper or on the cover of People Magazine).
Anyway, I bought my drugs today (I'm pumping myself full of muscle relaxants - medically supervised of course) and rented four DVDs in case I find myself nursing my lady parts on the couch afterwards. They can't tell you how you will react but so far, my lady parts have been nothing but a collaborative bunch of bitches always looking for trouble...so I'm less than hopeful they will cooperate tomorrow.
|No...these aren't dental tools. |
Yes, these will be applied to a
spot that should never experience
such dental tools. Sucks to be me.
That's all I got.